Does anyone else feel like the song “Rude” is hilariously childish?
Like basically here’s what happens
Dude: Hey can I marry your daughter?
Dude: Bro, what the fuck? you’re rude as hell. Alright fine. I’m still gonna marry her and your bitch ass can’t do a thing about it because she TOTALLY loves me more than you. What do you say now?
Dad: Still no.
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE