I am Mi Mi.

And I am lazy beyond words.

ursulatheseabitchh:

Does anyone else feel like the song “Rude” is hilariously childish?

Like basically here’s what happens

Dude: Hey can I marry your daughter?

Dad: No.

Dude: Bro, what the fuck? you’re rude as hell. Alright fine. I’m still gonna marry her and your bitch ass can’t do a thing about it because she TOTALLY loves me more than you. What do you say now?

Dad: Still no.

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amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

(via anidioticblogger)

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fohk:

“We knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them”
The Virgin Suicides (1999)Sofia Coppola

fohk:

We knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them”

The Virgin Suicides (1999)
Sofia Coppola

(via m00dyteens)

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5 hours ago

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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(via epic-humor)

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officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

(Source: greasyskin, via predictable-much)

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5 hours ago

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

(via clannyphantom)

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21 hours ago

metalgasm:

SHE IS SO FKN ATTRACTIVE YGHHHH

(Source: drunk-swift, via campbelltravis)

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21 hours ago
4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

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awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via laughing420)

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